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TAZ: Balance has to be the worst fandom to try and write a modern AU for because ANYTHING ELSE you can change, backstories and relationships are malleable, royalty and captains can become CEOs or trust fund babies, magic powers are replaced with high level skills or wink-wink intuition, anything else you can get clever with but the one thing you’re always supposed to keep is people’s NAMES. And even when people have weird ass high fantasy names it’s usually easy enough to ignore or laugh off with a conspiratorial, oh yeah haha I know it’s bizarre and then we move on
But then there’s TAZ. And his fucking,,,, his fucking name. It’s fucking TAAKO. How the FUCK do you justify your character,,,, your modern-life 21st century real-world character working in the coffee shop down the street, his name is fucking Taako Taaco. There is no explanation. There is no way to make that not ring completely bizarre set in a modern context. “Yeah, I’m going to go back to the coffee shop where I always see that cute boy.” Oh, the cute boy named TAAKO FUCKING TAACO??? You’re going to go talk to TAAKO TAACO? Is that what you’re saying? Is that a sentence you want to utter in the world?
there are guys out there who go by the name “dick” but a dude called taco ain’t justifiable? dream a little bigger. expand ur mind. celebrities name their children “apple” and “pilot inspektor.” if tumblr is correct that’s a child out there somewhere named “john karkat.” is it too hard to believe that there’s a guy out there named after a delicious tortilla and meat and other things in the tortilla food item?
petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.
john: (walks into the classroom)
edward:
john:
don’t u mean
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS
Omfg I’m dying
*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*
Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.
John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*
Edward: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroine.
underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog
